Apocalyptic Cupid - Valentine's Day Mug Left 11oz

Are you heartbroken this Valentine's Day? Do you have a warped sense of humor? Relay how you feel to your friends by sobbing over your coffee in this "Apocalyptic Cupid" funny coffee mug for Valentine's Day to give them a warped view of what happens if Cupid can't do his job. He missed the mark with you, and here is the reason why: Thanks to a new company policy that went into effect on February 14, 2020, Cupid fell behind on his orders. In his haste to catch up, he started missing his targets and wasting arrows. Then, he unknowingly grabbed a handful of lead arrows which caused people to turn against each other. The result was apocalyptic. What is this new company policy? Casual Valentine Friday. 2020 was the first year this policy was to go into effect with the next one scheduled for 2025. Well, thankfully the policy was rescinded immediately after the fallout and eventually the cherubs were able to go back in time and stop this policy from ever being implemented; but they somehow were able to keep this recorded "history" as a warning to future cherub generations. And, somehow, Cupid will forever be stuck with the nickname "Apocalyptic Cupid". And somehow, this story makes sense :)

 

Happy Valentine's Day!